A duck walks into a bar..........
- Got any fish..
Barman says - no..
- Got any fish...
- NO !
- Got any fish...
- No we haven't..!!!
- Got any fish.....??
- Ask me again and i'll nail your f@ckin beak to the bar , you irritating bastard of a bird.....
- Got any nails.........?
- NO!
Got any fish????
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Duck: Fish On! Oh Yeeeaahhhhhhhh Baby!!!
Aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Fish’s dragging me out to sea!
For the love of God, hurry!
This water is FREAKIN’ COLD!!!
What’s taking you so long?
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